You're an old smoothie, I'm an old softie, I'm just like putty In the hands of a girl like you. You're an old meanie, I'm a big boobie, I just go nutty, In the hands of a girl like you. Poor me, you played me for a sap; Poor you, you thought youd laid a trap! Well dear, I think its time you knew, You've done just what I wanted you to. Silly old smoothie, Crafty old softie, Ill stick like putty To the hand of a girl like you.