He's got your number Knows where you'll be found But he don't know everything Still he's got you down Like Christopher Columbus In a world that's flat He don't know everything Try telling you that Or Harry Houdini He has escaped your grasp That man is hard to hold Try telling you that He's got your number Knows where you'll be found But he don't know everything Still he's got you down He's got you down He knows you like the back of his hand Like Rudolph Valentino The great lover of your life It's been a while since you seen him I'm sure he's not with his wife He's got your number Knows where you'll be found But he don't know nothin' Still he's got you down He's got your number And he's got you down But he don't know nothin' Still he's got you down