Men without ties don't dress for dinner
Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king
Everything you buy is soon expired
Some neighbors they're a-thinking that you're gay
Others they assume that you've been fired
See you smoking cigarettes all day
Men without ties don't dress for dinner
Do the Friday night frozen pizza thing
Don't want no wife or no beginner with a knife
You're the Friday night frozen pizza king
On Saturday they won't catch you in your yard
You're dreaming of tonight's fine cuisine
With a microwave and a library card
It'll taste like plastic, but it'll be faster! (ha) Sing it!
Men without ties... it's about time
Men without ties don't dress for dinner
Men without ties don't need a thing
Don't want no wife, show to cut by
