Tom: E
E5
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
A5 E5
She tells her mama, she’s cleanin’ houses
E5 A5
She goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work all week
E5 F#m
But on the weekends, she’s makin’ ends meet
Chorus:
E5 A5 E5
Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
A5 E5
Put a dollar in her G-string… and she’ll deliver
E5 A5 E5 A5
If her daddy only knew, he’d probably kill her
E5 F#m Em
Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
E5
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
A5 E5
He didn’t recognize, his daughter dancin’
E5 A5
She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
E5 F#m
When she got naked, he started clappin’
Chorus: (Repeat)
Bridge:
A5 E5
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
A5 E5
She says I’m countin’ all my blessings, every night when I get paid
A5 E5
She once lived in poverty, now everything’s alright
F#m
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night
