Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how i love your legs Not as much as i love scrambled eggs Oh we should eat some scrambled eggs Waffle fries Oh my darling how i love your thighs Not as much as i love waffle fries Oh have you tried The waffle fries They are so damn good That they should be illegal They're like regular fires But they're shaped like a waffle Chicken wings… (chicken wings? no, no no. i'm vegetarian, no chicken wings) Tofu wings Oh my baby when hear you sing All i think about is tofu wings Oh did you bring the tofu wings There's a place i know Where i go for kick ass wings We could even get a side of onion rings Scrambled eggs Oh my baby how i love your legs Not as much as i love scrambled eggs Oh lets go get Some scrambled eggs Mmmm hmmm mmm Mmmm hmmm mmm