Tom: D Em Come all young men where e'er you be and listen to me lamentations Em I courted a girl beyond compare and I loved her with admiration Em A Bm At length in time she became my wife, twas not for beauty but for riches D G Em Bm Em And all the time it causes strife, to see which of us will wear the britches [VERSE 2] Em O Paddy Kane it is my name, me height it is five foot eleven Em and Me wife is nearly not so big, she only measures four feet seven Em A Bm The hedges I have oft times stripped, I've left them bare of rods and switches D G Em Bm Em Her skin with blows sure I’ve turned black, but still she says she'll wear my britches [VERSE 3] Em Well I am a tailor to my trade, at cutting out I am quite handy Em But all the money that I make, she lays it out on tea and brandy Em A Bm Now sometimes I do shout and ball with nothing going with rogues and witches D G Em Bm Em Her head goes oft times to the wall, still she says she'll wear me britches [VERSE 4] Em One morning at the tea and eggs, content and sitting by the fire Em Well She broke the teapot on my legs, and left me leapin to retire Em A Bm How often do I shout and moan, as I go hopping on my crutches D G Em Bm Em I wished I'd broke her collar bone, the day I let her wear me britches [VERSE 5] Em So come all young men where e'er you be, don't marry a wife if she's enchantin Em For if you do, you'll be like me, with other men she'll go gallanting Em A Bm Now my advice it is to you, to marry for love and not for riches, D G Em Bm Em And be sure of a wife with a civil tongue, who'll give you leave to wear your britches.