From the North Virginia suburbs And near Philly do they ride One, he has a goatee And a six-string by his side The other packs a keyboard And sarcasm, finely honed The two men ride together Into the great unknown… They are not seeking justice They've got no wrongs to right They're just here to sing some dick jokes And head off into the night In rental vans and airplanes They travel 'cross the land With song of nuns and pirates They are the opening band Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm) Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm) La la la, la la la la la la Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm) Paul and Storm (Paul and Storm) Please no flash photography of Paul and Storm