Tom: C Am C F G E|-0---0---1---3-| B|-1---1---1---3-| G|-2---0---2---0-| D|-2---2---3---0-| A|-0---3---3---2-| E|-x---x---1---3-| [Intro] Am F C C [Verse 1] C He was brought up like a sailor, F A pirate of the streets, C G Stealing booty, booze, and dirty magazines Am F C G The rainy days come, the rainy days go, Am G C The whiskey, the liar, the thief! [Verse 2] C She was coddled like a princess, F And promised as a bride, C G Lady Jekyll had a secret life to hide Am F C G So through the window she'd creep when her father fell asleep, Am G C The whiskey, the liar, the thief! [Chorus] F C She bats her eyes and lies about her ring, F C G He used the coin he stole to buy the drinks. Am F C G Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am G C The whiskey, the liar, the thief! [Verse 3] C He never made an honest buck, F She only borrowed from the truth, C G They were the greatest match that hell had ever seen Am F C G But if you reap what you sew, it doesn't matter where you go, Am G C The whiskey, the liar, the thief! [Chorus] F C She bats her eyes and lies about her ring, F C G The coin he stole is buying all the drinks. Am F C G It's the devil's first mate and a drunken runaway Am G C The whiskey, the liar, the thief! [Instrumental] F C F C G Am F C G Am G C [Bridge] C A round for our two lovers, F In this bar stool fairy tale, C G Giving something for us bastards to believe C F C G You never think you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am G C With whiskey, And liars, and thieves! [Chorus] F C A toast to those who stole another day (one more day!), F C G A round to those who lied to get away (one more drink?) Am F C G And to those who found love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G Some day you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am G C The whiskey, the liar, the thief! [Outro] C F C G Am F C G Am G C