Tom: A A E F#m D A E D [Verse 1] A E F#m D On Mondays, I do the laundry at the twenty-four hour place next to the Dollar Tree A E D I know that I could walk, but god I love to drive A E I thought about calling and asking forgiveness F#m D A But hell, I'm afraid of the dogs that I live with A E D I guess you take it one thing at a time [Verse 2] A E I thought about Jesse on Tuesday morning; F#m D Last I heard, he was still doped up in Portland A E D I could call and ask, but hell, I know he'd lie A E Like my neighbor, he's got business F#m D If you don't know about it, better keep your distance A E D Ain't no one on this street ever called a cop in their life [Interlude] A E F#m D A E D [Verse 3] A E On Wednesday, ran into Connor F#m D Drinking like he was already a goner A E D He said he'd like to change if he could grow a spine A E I said: "When you talk like that, it makes me real nervous F#m D No, don't be inviting me to your funeral service A E D Throw down your fucking chips, let's play for keeps this time." [Verse 4] A E Like on Thursday when you called and woke me up F#m D I heard you started smoking crack again and got caught up A E D Catching cases, robbing houses, just to stay alive A E So I hung up, I called Vanessa F#m D And I told them that I left the rent on the dresser A E D It wasn't even half of three weeks late this time [Interlude 2] A E F#m D A E D (2x) [Verse 5] A E On Fridays, I do the laundry F#m D At the twenty-four hour place next to the Dollar Tree A E D Past the neighbors reaching heaven with their trucks so high A E I thought about calling and asking forgiveness F#m D But lately I don't even know what that word is A E D I've got police on my six, because they think it's a crime [Outro] A E F#m D A E D