The mailman’s here And he’s looking good Does he have some mail for me With his bouffant hair And those dreamy eyes I can’t help but to sigh and stare I put on a stamp On an envelope And address it to myself I’ll do anything Just for him to come I just wanna speak to him Hey mister What is your name Is it jean paul? Or james dean? Cause you’re so dreamy That its not funny You’re too good to be true The mailman’s here And he’s lookin good Does he wanna come inside? Cause i have some tea And some biscuits too Would he like to sit for awhile? I won’t pressure him Or ask for his number Cause i’m too shy anyway Oh i’ll be so good I’ll just sit right there And stare into his eyes