There's a few straight guys I know They wanna know who plays the women's role I shake my head and say it's not like that Some guys have the imagination of a doormat Our roles are not cast in stone We trade off getting boned Cause we're versatile There's a few straight guys I've known There's a few straight guys I've blown They like women and makesure you don't forget it But they've got a burning desire to GET IT They went to know how taking it feels Like Pete Townshend when he revealed He's versatile There's a few straight guys I know Tired of the traditional roles There's nothing like a good vibrator To jump start a bored masturbator Maybe a dildo would enrich their lives They could explain to their girlfriends and wives They're versatile