Hope springs eternal But boys spring infernal Had high hopes It lasted just a couple of gropes Scraps and crumbs Are all that's been on my plate My box of condons Is past its expiration date Macho men and catty queens And precious little inbetween Cute guy I got to meet Another drug tragedy I'm a reliable guy In a city of flakes My box of condons Is past its expiration date Trying to find my own niche Accomplishing nearly zilch Do I give in and conform? Suck up to the normal? I can't relate This box of condons Is past its expiration date