Tom: G
G
You'll probably get sweaters
Am C D
Underwear and socks
G C
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Am C D
Is a nice hard cock
G C
You deserve a cute boy
Am C D
Who's horny and queer
G C Am C D
To make the most out of Christmas cheer
[Chorus]
G C Am D
I wanna be your Christmas present
G C Am D
I wanna be your Christmas queer
G C Am D
I wanna be your Christmas present
C D G
Have a homo Christmas this year
[Verse 2]
Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree
We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment
Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts
