Tom: F Dm Watch your mouth Am Oh, oh, oh Em Because your speech is slurred enough F That you just might swallow your tounge Dm Am Em I'm sure you'd want to give up the ghost F with just a little more poise than that Dm Am Em Or was it God who chokes in these situations? F Dm Running Late? No no, he called in. Am Em Or was it God who chokes in these situations? F Gm Running late? No no, he called in---- F The hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway Em Gm where you are a cut above all the rest F sick and sad patients on first name basis Em Eb with all the top physicians Dm F Perscribed Pills Gm to offset the shakes Eb to offset the pills [Chorus] Dm you know you should F Gm Eb take it a day at a time [Dm] Dm Am Em That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound F To the support on the line Dm Am And with the way you've been talking Em F every word gets you a step closer to hell. Dm Am Em That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound F To the support on the line Dm Am And with the way you've been talking Em Gm every word gets you a step closer to hell. [Chorus x2] Gm F Em I am alone in this bed, house and head Gm F Em she never fixes this but at least she Gm F Em I am alone in this bedromm Gm F Eb She never fixes that but at least she... [Chorus x2] Gm F The hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway Em Gm where you are a cut above all the rest F sick and sad patients on first name basis Em Eb with all the top physicians