taihen! gotabou oniisan chikyuu achikochi guruguru ganmen seefu ni goyoujin seishun hanafubuki mesomeso de (mya) guzuguzu de (uu!) onamida choudai! torendi (tuturuturu) marusan kakushikaku de mata ashita sore yuke zenryoku batankyuu! (kyuu!) konya mo nen'nen kororiin (gunnai) aizu de souzen atenshon (shee!) nanto mo oudou appare (appare) donna yoru mo mata hi wa noboru saa iku zo, ima da, tobikome!!! tachimachi nonremudoriimin (guu) maigo no nyan nyan gororiin (nyaa) soujite kanpeki sosaetii (sosaeti?) taitoru wa, osomatsu-san! mannen okiraku oniisan toki no nagare ni donburako ten'nen biimu ni goshuushin jounetsu rankouge aa ieba (haa?) kou itte (eee!) nanda no kanda no kurakkaa (hohoyohoyo) iza naifu to fooku de itadakimaasu doushita!? kontonte yandei! (yoo) shoutai nan nan ja rahhooi (hooi) riaru ni mooretsu dodonpa (ppaa!) taito na danran bacchi guu (bacchi guu) konna toki wa odoru ga kachi yo yoshi iku zo, soko da, fumikire! wanpaku gouwan emooshon! (iee!) to wa ie nonben darariin (dayoon) boukyaku, zenzen wakannai (wakkan ne) ashita mo piikan, wandahoo! anna yume ya sonna negai wa maa itsuka no mirai de kanau desho toriaezu nete matsu no ga yoroshi? hore iku zo, mama yo, tobidase! sore yuke zenryoku batankyuu! (kyuu!) otsukare chan chan barariin (dayoo) gachi kore mondai wa nasshingu? (hai!) dewa mata doya kao bahha haai (doya) konna kanji ima mo mukashi mo demo ichiou, gomen, asobase. soredemo zenryoku batankyuu! (kyuu!) konya mo nen'nen kororiin (gunnai) kakushite donden baraetii (baraetii!) manzoku da, osomatsu-san!