Tanjoubi ga kitara  neko san-biki ageru kara  MAREESHIAN JOOKU  NAU 
MAJI waraeru

YANGORI YAAZU  kakatte koi  HANDSOME BOY no TARANTULA  migi ni hidari 
ni ushiro ni mae ni

Daichi kakenukeru DOORBELL MAN  "Kimi konai da no ARE kai?"
Hashiru ze BOOBOOBOO gobou miya BOO  shinjiro jokan wo  BIBIruze 
CHOPPAA mo

BURUDOKKU ni wa makenai yo  taisetsu ni shiyou kono ai wo
Mezasu wa ano PINEAPPLE en  KAPPURU de nagoa  GO!

YANGORI YAAZU  kakatte koi  HANDSOME BOY no TARANCHURA  migi ni hidari 
ni ushiro ni mae ni

Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, hayaku kaettekite yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA ga kamikitte yo"

Saikin  GANGURO DAIETTO  kaikinshou
PUUDORU tekina  PUUDORU roppyakugojuu-piki to DANSU
Saikin  GANGURO DAIETTO  kaikinshou
PUUDORU tekina  PUUDORU roppyakugojuu-piki to tairikuidou

YANGORI YAAZU  kakatte koi  HANDSOME BOY no TARANTULA  migi ni hidari 
ni ushiro ni mae ni

Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, hayaku kaettekite yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA ga kamikitte yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, boku hitori de ensoku iku no"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, BANANA ga tabereru youni natta 
yo"

Kono ko no neko  ike ni ochi de POCCHAN  bocchan
Motto  YOTTO wo chanto nottokeba  yokatta na to
Koukai shite sugu koukai  DONMAI  YOTTO ni noru koto wa mou nai
Nai nai  sumanai kedo  kongo wa FAIRY de GO

Kyou mo tako PAA  COOKING PAPA  "ESA wa mada?"  KIREru TAMA
"Ore wa tada hada ga hetta  OMAE bakka takoyaki shokutten jya nee yo 
BAKA"

BORETEEJI wa MAX  SO FAR ni TAKKURU  kuuchuu ni DIVE
Hikkuri kaesu karada de APPEAL  PAPA wa minu  mata kurikaesu

Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, hayaku kaettekite yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA ga kamikitte yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, RANDOSERU katte moratta yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, ashita happyoukai dayo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, hojyorin hazuseta yo"
Sukkari HACHIBEI  modotte kooi  "PAPA, KABUTOMUSHI mitsuketa yo"

"Are?  PAPA no kuruma no oto da"