Tom: D D G He said, "Can I buy you a drink?" what he meant was, "Can I buy you?" D A Yeah, his eyes were pits of despair, but his accent recalled the bayou G D A Ah, an' women go crazy for guys who talk funny and men who treat them mean G D Ah, but you deserve better than that, my friend, you are no simple machine D G You're not a girl who's easily swayed by a quick-witted, sure-footed dancer D Yeah, your heart is as large as your great big brain A And sometimes there is no answer G D You had your eyes closed and he saw you comin' A His good one's the one side you'd seen G D Aw, but he tried to break you, he didn't realize, you are no simple machine [CHORUS] G D A D Just give me one--- night, to wipe the slate clean G D A D Yeah, it's gonna take all--- night, you are no simple machine [G O] D D D G - G D D A - G D D A - G G G D - D D G He said, "Who's this fool on your arm?" and I said, "Let me at him" D A Oh, his bell begs to get rung and his nose begs to get flattened G D Ah, you kept your composure, I'll give you credit A You led me away from that scene G D He mighta had you, but he never had you, you are no simple machine [CHORUS] G D A D Just give me one--- night, to wipe the slate clean G D A D Yeah, it's gonna take all--- night, ah, 'cause you are no simple machine G D A D Just give me one--- night, to wipe the slate clean G D A D Yeah, it's gonna take all--- night, 'cause you are no simple machine A D A D Ah, yeah, you are no simple machine, that's right