Tom: Bbm
Db5
All day long
Bb5
I felt like
Db5 Bb5 Ab5
Smashing my head through a clear glass window
Db5
But instead
Bb5
I went out
Db5 Bb5 Ab5
And smashed up a phone booth around the corner
Db
Db Gb
I never had the chance to choose my own parents
Db Ab
I never knew why I should be stuck with mine
Db Bb
Mommy's always trying not to eat
Ab Db
And Daddy's always smelling like he's pickled in booze
Db
Db F
I never had the chance to choose my own name
Gb Eb
I never knew why I should be stuck with mine
Db Bb
Mommy's always talking about family pride
Ab Db
And Daddy's always hiding from his weekend bride
Db5
All day long
Bb5
I felt like
Db5 Bb5 Ab5
Smashing my head through a clear glass window
Db5
But instead
Bb5
I went out
Db5 Bb5 Ab5
And smashed up a station wagon around the corner
Db
Db Gb
I looked in the mirror and told myself
Db Ab
"At least I don't look like them, at least"
Db Bb
Mommy's like a filmstar in a distorted mirror
Ab Db
Daddy's like a guy who lost his stomach in the war
Db F
I went to shake hands with the President in Miami
Gb Eb
I went to a rock show to see Mick Jagger
Db Ab Bbm Gb
You'll never believe it, the surprise of my life
Eb Db
They had paint on their faces just like my Mommy
Db Ab
Am I going crazy, or is it just you, Daddy?
Bbm Gb
Am I going nuts, or is it just you, Mommy?
Db Ab Bbm Gb
Am I plain gone, or is it just the world?
Eb Gb Db
Daddy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy
Bbm Gb
Trying to talk to them is like eating chicken dinner when you're
Ab
angry
Bbm Gb
Trying to get their love is like watching ice cream melt when
Ab
you're hungry
Bbm Ab
They gave me a watch that's guaranteed not to break
Gb Bbm Ab Db
But my Mommy and Daddy broke up last fall
Db Ab
Am I going crazy, or is it just you, Daddy?
Bbm Gb
Am I going nuts, or is it just you, Mommy?
Db Ab Bbm Gb
Am I plain gone, or is it just the world?
Eb Gb Db
Mommy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy
Db5
All day long
Bb5
I felt like
Db5 Bb5 Ab5
Smashing my head through a clear glass window
Db5
But instead
Bb5
I went out
Db5 Bb5 Ab5
And smashed up a church around the corner
