My Uncle Charlie Is a Cynical Man
And His Wifes a Touch Skeptical, Too.
They've Got One of Those Stickers
In the Back of Their Van; It Says:
We've Seen the Prices At the Zoo.
Well Today I Knocked Upon Their Door
And Said That I Was Passing,
And Charlie Launched a Scathing Attack.
When I Asked Him What I'd Done, He Said
"You Stupid Bastard! We Live in a Cul-de-sac!"
Went to Darlene's Party; It Was Fancy Dress.
I Just Stuck An Apple in My Face.
I Saw a Chap Who Obviously Was Out to Impress,
Reckoned He'd Beat Gagarin Into Space.
