Tom: D Intro: E D E D x 2 D Bm Bm D D Well, Pink Flag Joe Bm Bm D D He pretends he's fast Bm Bm D D And long about one day Bm Bm D D You know he comes in last Bm Bm D D Well, Pink Flag Joe Bm Bm D D He does the flambo twist Bm Bm D D With the finger motions Bm Bm D D That you can't resist A A G G And there's no more coming attractions A A G G Well, there's no more coming attractions Bb Bb C C D D There's no more coming attractions, to see Well, Pink Flag Joe With his wealthy lips Yeah, he goes to movies That don't exist He conversations with people For the sheer effect And he says he's a product Of gross neglect A A G G And there's no more coming attractions A A G G Well, there's no more coming attractions Bb Bb C C D D There's no more coming attractions, to see E D E D [same as intro E D E D] (Pink Flag Joe) E D E D (Pink Flag Joe) Well, Pink Flag Joe You know he's slightly tipped And he swore his life That he was gypped Well, he felt the pressure (Felt the pressure) And he passed it off And he thought he resembled, Romanoff