Once I was a sentimental thing Threw my heart away each spring But now a spring romance hasn't got a chance Promised my first dance to winter And all I've got to show's a splinter for my little fling Spring this year has got me feeling Like a horse that's never left the post I lie in my room staring up at the ceiling Spring can really hang you up the most Morning's kiss wakes trees and flowers And to them I'd like to drink a toast I walk in the park just to kill lonely hours Spring can really hang you up the most All winter long, those birds, they Twitter-twit I know the song: This is love, this is it Heard it before and I know the score And I've decided that spring is a bore Doctors once prescribed a tonic Sulphur and molasses was the dose That didn't help a bit, my condition must be chronic Spring can really hang you up the most I am all alone, the party is over Old man winter was a gracious host But when you keep praying for snow to hide the clover Spring can really hang you up the most