Tom: C C D G Mr. McCarthy killed the light F C He didn't wake his lovely wife D G He left the key inside the door Woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said But she sure knew what he had done A Little choices in a F A little town maybe a C G F Little man is right to be afraid Biblic moralization Identity frustration Confused man cannot ruin his heart C B F G C So he may be fucking her, but he's thinking about him Catherine McKinnon does exist She likes to call herself a feminist A crusader who fights the pain But what she really hates is sex Erotic images oppress And debase women as a whole Simple solutions create- d by black and white thinking Too bad the world don't work that way Catherine should get busy porkin' That dolt Andrea Dworkin I think they need a good hard fuck So she may be off her back, now she needs to get off ours C B A A little man sits alone C D G His sexuality's been carved in stone C D He don't love her G D C And she don't really care C D G Two victims of the black and white Outro: G B C A G Or something like that