Tom: A
F A C#m D A#
A C#m D A#
A C#m D A#
A C#m D
2x D
[Verse 1]
A C#m D A#
She'll have another piece of pie
A C#m D A#
She'll have a double reuben rye
A C#m D
She works hard at eating well
E A C#m D A#
That's why I love her
[Verse 2]
A C#m D A#
She's got a couple of pony kegs
A C#m D A#
Her arms are bigger than my legs
A C#m D
And when she holds me I can't breathe
E A C#m D A#
That's why I love her
[Chorus 1]
A C#m D A#
I'm her butter she's my bread
A C#m D A#
She's like a mobile waterbed
A C#m D
And when I got on top of her
E A C#m D A#
I can't touch the mattress
A C#m D A#
And when her flesh begins to sag
A C#m D A#
She's like a human sleeping bag
A C#m D
I feel so cozy safe and warm
E A C#m D A#
She's my insulation
[Verse 3]
A C#m D A#
I always know just where she sat
A C#m D A#
And when she's on me I get flat
A C#m D
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
E A C#m D A#
That's why I love her
[Chorus 2]
A C#m D A#
She's my phillie I'm her stud
A C#m D A#
Her bean is bigger than my pud
A C#m D
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
E A C#m D A#
That's why I love her
[Verse 4]
A C#m D A#
She'll have another piece of pie
A C#m D A#
She'll have a double reuben rye
A C#m D
She works hard at eating well
E A C#m D A#
That's why I love her
