Tom: Am Am F I was born in a messed up century C Dm My favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry amphetamines Am F I bought a car, Beretta, age 16 C Dm I brush my teeth with bleach 'cause I ain't got time for cavities Am F My daddy put a gun to my head C Dm Said, "If you kiss a boy, I'm gonna shoot you dead" Am F So I tied him up with gaffer tape and locked him in a shed C Dm Then I went out to the garden and I fucked my best friend [Chorus] F C Am 'Cause my- high hopes are getting low G Em F Because these people are so old C Am The way they think about it all G F If I tried, I would never know C Am My high hopes are getting low G Em F But I know I'll never be alone Em Am It's alright, we'll survive Am 'Cause parents ain't always right [Post-Chorus] F C I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I Dm Am I-I-I-I-I-I-I F C I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I Dm I-I-I-I-I-I-I [Verse 2] N.C. Drop a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laugh C Dm See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had Am F They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection C Dm But it's hard to get an erection when you're so used to rejection Am F Yeah, the teacher fucked the preacher, but then he had to leave her C Dm Had to wash away the sins of a male cheerleader Am F "Hi, nice to meet ya," got nothing to believe in C Dm So let me know when my breathing stops [Chorus] F C Am 'Cause my- high hopes are getting low G Em F Because these people are so old C Am The way they think about it all G F If I tried, I would never know C Am My high hopes are getting low G Em F But I know I'll never be alone Em Am It's alright, we'll survive Am 'Cause parents ain't always right [Post-Chorus] F C I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I Dm Am I-I-I-I-I-I-I F C I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I Dm I-I-I-I-I-I-I [Bridge] Am Tick, tock, stop the clock Dm Em Because I get the feeling that I'm gonna get shot Am Tick, tock, stop the clock Dm Em Because I get the feeling that I'm gonna get shot [Chorus] F C Am My high hopes are getting low G F Because these people are so old C Am The way they think about it all G F If I tried, I would never know C Am My high hopes are getting low G F But I know I'll never be alone Em Am It's alright, we'll survive N.C. 'Cause parents ain't always right [Chorus] F C Am My high hopes are getting low G Em F Because these people are so old C Am The way they think about it all G F If I tried, I would never know C Am My high hopes are getting low G Em F But I know I'll never be alone Em Am It's alright, we'll survive Am 'Cause parents ain't always right [Post-Chorus] F C I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I Dm Am I-I-I-I-I-I-I F C I-I-I-I, I-I-I-I Dm I-I-I-I-I-I-I