Tom: C [Intro] C F G F A|3--5--7-| 0--3--0|2--5--2|0--3--0| E|0--0--0-| 1--1--1|3--3--3|1--1--1| C|0--0--0-| 0--0--0|2--2--2|0--0--0| G|0--0--0-| 2--2--2|0--0--0|2--2--2| [Verse] C F G I am the physical embodiment of everything I never wanted to be F People must think this kid's fucking crazy C F I am the prime example of indecision G Life hit me like a head on collision F But what am I supposed to do When I’m so see through [Chorus] C G I had never thought that life would be like this F G And now I’m thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss C G And if living was the equivalent of breathing F Then maybe I should G prepare myself for another asthma attack [Verse] C F Don’t ask me all these bloody questions I’ll get arsey G You think I know myself well you’d be mostly wrong F It’s taken way too long for me to sing my song Old me is dead and gone C If lying was a crime then I’d be doing time F And I don’t mean to whine but just imagine having to lie to G friends, Foes all of those people that should matter most F Living a double life is just as obvious as Pinocchio [Chorus] C G I had never thought that life would be like this F G And now I’m thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss C G And if living was the equivalent of breathing F Then maybe I should G prepare myself for another asthma attack [Chorus] C G I had never thought that life would be like this F G And now I’m thinking that maybe I should maybe give life a miss C G And if living was the equivalent of breathing F Then maybe I should G C prepare myself for another asthma attack