Whatever happened to Mrs Malloo When they found her this morning She had been shot thru' the head And with the blood on the bed The killer wrote 'Good Mourning' This is a mystery Next one could be you or me Who's the killer Where's the gun King Kong killer in a tropical thriller Stepping out of the bamboo (boooh) Banana bullet will never go through it So what else could this ape do This is a tragedy Edgar Allan poetry Who's the killer Where's the Billy the Kid he wasn't able to hit The head of poor Mrs Malloo Bungalow Bill tell us who did you kill Someone has done it before you Killer's on the run He's the lucky one The killer The gun Ooh tequila Where's the rum Who's the killer Where's the gun