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You're probably thinking to yourself
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"Ninja sex party, you're awesome!"
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We know
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But thank you anyway
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You're having trouble deciding
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Which one of us to have sex with
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That's natural
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But nice of you to say
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Well maybe I can help you out
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Clear up all of your confusing doubts
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Do you want sex with a ninja
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Or sex with a guy like me
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The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
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And although he is mysterious (Brian)
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Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
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And is jewish
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One other thing
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Everyone in the band has an STD
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Except for me
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By the process of elimination
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You can make determinations
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On who just that might be
It's Brian
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Brian has an std
I'm sorry
