Tom: A A [Verse 1] D A He's got a one bedroom trailer, an' a brand-new satellite dish, D A A warm beer an' a remote control in his two clenched fists, E7 D A An' he sits in his chair, thinking of all the things he's missed. [Verse 2] D A Livin' on crank, pork rinds, and cold beer. D A It's Saturday night, time to go hunt some queers. E7 D A With his momma's .38, he can blow away all his fears. [Chorus] D A He's a hayseed time bomb, livin' in a turkey shoot. D A He's thumbin' into town, to try an' sell his boots. E7 D A He spent all his money on a one-eyed prostitute. [Instrumental] D A D A E7 D A [Verse 3] D A He's headin' into town, riding on a derailed train. D A The devil's playin' skeeball deep inside his brain! E7 D A People in this town will never forget his name. [Chorus] D A He's a hayseed time bomb, livin' in a turkey shoot. D A He's thumbin' into town, to try an' sell his boots. E7 D A He spent all his money on a one-eyed prostitute. [Instrumental] D A D A E7 D A A