I can't make this movie Theres no way that I'll begin it I can't bear to see the cameras roll Problem is the subject Theres no pleasant way to treat it The problem is the author's lost control How I wish it didn't have to be so But we cut the losses-starting now Strike the set and keep it for some sideshow Tell the cast and crew that they can all go Find another genius I can't be one or become one I can't even tell how i'd begin Help me Luisa, Help me Help me Mamma Help me someone Here's a place where I have never been Guido out in space with no direction Guido at a loss for what to say Guido with no intervening actors Guido at the mercy of detractors Guido here alone with only Guido Nothing holds together Nothing makes a bit of sense now Impossible to grasp or understand How can I go on to watch the whole of my existence End up being nothing that a plane Have I lost myself and all I wished for Has my life become a mindless game Guido, I can't stand the name of Guido Guido, for godsake who is this Guido? Guido here, With no one else but Guido...