Tom: C G I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in, C It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win, F G This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be. G I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs, C And a bathroom I can play baseball in, F G And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me. G I'll need a credit card that's got no limit, C And a big black jet with a bedroom in it, F G Gonna join the mile-high club at thirty-seven thousand feet. G I want a new tour bus full of old guitars, C My own star on Hollywood Boulevard, F G Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me. Bb I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, C I'd even cut my hair and change my name. G 'Cause we all just want to be big Rockstars, Bb And live in Hilltop Houses drivin' fifteen cars, C The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap, Eb F We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat, G And we'll hang out in the coolest bars, Bb In the VIP with the movie stars, C Every good gold diggers gonna wind up there. Eb F Every playboy bunny with their bleach blonde hair, Bb C G Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar! Bb C G Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar! G I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels, C Hire eight body guards who love to beat up assholes, F G Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free. G I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion, C Get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion, F G Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me. Bb I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, C I'd even cut my hair and change my name. G 'Cause we all just want to be big Rockstars, Bb And live in Hilltop Houses drivin' fifteen cars C The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap, Eb F We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat, G And we'll hang out in the coolest bars, Bb In the VIP with the movie stars, C Every good gold diggers gonna wind up there, Eb F Every playboy bunny with their bleach blonde hair, G And we'll hide out in the private rooms, Bb With the latest dictionary and todays who's who, C They'll get you anything with that evil smile, Eb F Everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial, Bb C G Well Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar! Eb I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors, Bb Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser, Eb Get washed up singers writing all my songs, C F Lip sync 'em everynight so i won't get them wrong! G Well we all just want to be big Rockstars, Bb And live in Hilltop Houses drivin' fifteen cars C The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap, Eb F We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat, G And we'll hang out in the coolest bars, Bb In the VIP with the movie stars, C Every good gold diggers gonna wind up there, Eb F Every playboy bunny with their bleach blonde hair, G And we'll hide out in the private rooms, Bb With the latest dictionary and todays who's who, C They'll get you anything with that evil smile, Eb F Everybodys got a drug dealer on speed dial, Bb C G Well Hey hey i wanna be a Rockstar! Bb C G Hey Hey I wanna be a Rockstar!