You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch Three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote: Stink! Stank! Stunk! You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseousm super naus You're a crooked, jerky jocky And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce! You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch