My oh my walkin' by Who's the apple of my eye Why it's my very own Clonie Oh if I should stroll the 'hood Who knew I could look so good Just talkin' on the phone to Clonie We are pals It's cool 'cause we're not lonely Shallow gene pool There's nothing to my only Clonie Me and you, hustlin' through Holdin' on through thick and thin Just day by day our DNA 'cause the Olsen twins got nothin' on us We'll survive Side by side Mother Nature don't you call her phony She's my clonie Who was wealthy But not healthy Had no one to dwell with me So look who i got born Clonie Far from broke Bored rich folk We don't need no natural yolk Our babies come full formed Clonie We'll be huggable Get a publicist and show them Be the most lovable thing Since fucking Eminem Oh my friend Multiply, we're a franchise Like Walt Disney or Hannibal Lechter We can tell our cancer cells Are more benign than old Phil Spector We'll survive Side by side We're tougher than even Russell Crowe-y You're my clonie Oh clonie how I love you I'm the only person I ever loved Gee, that's swell I guess you're just my fatal attraction-y You're my clonie