Please Don't Hate Me

I Gotta Tell Him, I Gotta Be a Man and Handle My Business 
I Know He's Gonna Hate Me, I Gotta Call'em 
What Up Dawg, What You Been Up to 
Oh Yeah, Well That's Cool, Check It Out 
Me and You, We Been Down For a While Right 
We Been Here and There, We Been Pretty Tight 
Somethin Happened Last Night That You Might Get Upset About 
But Hear Me Out, I Didnt Mean Nothin Buy It, I'm Gonna Make This Quick 
I Gave Your Momma This Dick 
I Dunno How It Happened 
I Just Know My Nuts and Her Itch Was Slappin 
I Was Over There Mowin' the Grass 
And I Could Feel Her Eyes All Up On My Ass 
And Then I Went Inside to Make a Phone Call 
And There She Was With a Tittie Hanging Out Her Bra 
One Thing Just Led to Another 
Next Thing You Know I'm Butt-fucking Your Mother 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
I Never Said I Loved the Hoe 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
You Never Should Have Trusted a Juggalo 
Don't Hang Up, I Still Got More 
Your Momma Gives Head Like a Heroin Whore 
I Wasnt Thinking About You As My Bud 
When She Spread My But Cheeks and Went For the Milkdud 
We Broke Out With Your Grandpa's Gin 
And Got Drunk, I Fucked Her With a Bowling Pin 
She's Freaky, Her Nipples Look Like Peanuts 
Your Mommas One of My Favorite Sluts 
She Likes Lickin From the Back of My Balls 
To the Tip of My Dick With One Big Lick 
She Calls Me Her Big Teddy Bear 
I Chase Her Around in My Underwear 
I Admit I Like Spanking Her But 
I Used Your Sock Though to Catch My Nut 
Don't Worry, I Put It Back, I Knew I Better 
That's Probably Why Your Toes Been Stickin Together 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
I Never Said I Loved the Hoe 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
You Never Should Have Trusted a Juggalo 
Maybe They Call You a Termihater 
If This Was a Swamp Youd Be a Allihater 
You Could Use a Cold Glass of Haterade 
Sure Come Up, Bring the Allihater 
Your Moms Ass Looks Like Oatmeal Yo 
Its Bumpy and Grainy, I Like the Feel Though 
And I Aint Trying to Diss Her Either 
I'm Only Sayin' That I Wish You Would Trim Her Beaver Some 
Every Hair Is Like a Foot Long 
Bitch Looks Like a Werewolf Wearing a Thong Sometimes 
Its Allright With Me Though 
I Don't Mind As Long As I Can Find the B-hole 
And Your Dad So Dumb He's Knowing Nuthin 
Here I Am Stuffin Her Muffin 
Not to Mention the Pickle Buffin 
And I Hope Me and You Are Still Cool 
I'm Spending the Night So She Can Drive Me to School Tomorrow 
And We Plan On Fuckin Again, Allright, Ill Talk to You Again 
Peace Eminem 
(Jesus Someone Got Fucked Up Nigga) 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
I Never Said I Loved the Hoe 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
You Never Should Have Trusted a Juggalo Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
I Never Said I Loved the Hoe 
Please Don't Hate Me 
But I Been Fuckin Your Mother Loose Lately Please Don't Hate Me 
You Never Should Have Trusted a Juggalo