Tom: F#m Fm D Without a fire Fm D A But a desire F#m F# A To not hear you say F#m B A "I have a boyfriend!" [Verse 2] F#m F# F#m And I see da ladies walking D A Along one by one F#m A And I never wanna hear F#m B A "I have a boyfriend!" [Chorus] D Tell me why E F#m I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! F# D Tell me why E F#m I so need a cute girl my age! D Tell me why E A I never wanna hear you say F#m B A "I have a boyfriend!" [Verse 3] F#m D F#m And I have no fire D F#m But a desire D A To not hear you say F#m B A "I have a boyfriend!" [Chorus] D Tell me why E F#m I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! D Tell me why E F#m I so need a cute girl my age! D Tell me why E F#m I never wanna hear you say B A "I have a boyfriend!" [Bridge] F#m A Why do all of the jerks D C# E Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!) F#m You may not notice A But I want you to know D E That I am a lonesome heart! [Verse 4] F#m D A And I have no fire F#m D B But a desire F#m D E To not, to not, to not A Heeeaaar… [Chorus] E D A Stuck as a virgin with rage! E D A So need a cute girl my age! E D A I never wanna hear you say F#m B A "I have a boyfriend!" D Tell me why E F#m I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! D Tell me why E F#m D I so need a cute girl my age! E Tell me why A F#m I never wanna hear you say B A "I have a boyfriend!" D Tell me why E F#m D I'm stuck as a virgin with rage! E F#m D I so need a cute girl my age! E A F#m I never wanna hear you say B A "I have a boyfriend!" [Outro] F#m Never say it, now!