Welcome to anime
Have a look around
There's so much to see you won’t believe what is abound
We have got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you're not the first
Welcome to anime
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see wholesome stuff or crazy shows on repeat?
There's no need to panic
This is isn't a test! Haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to anime
What would you prefer
Would you like to see some epic fights or make your own heart hurt?
Be happy, be horny
Find someone you keen
We got a million different shows you can binge
Welcome to anime
Put your cares aside
Here's a character you'd love and here's one you just wish would die
We've got maids, student councils, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in My Hero fucking each other
Welcome the anime
Hold on to your socks
Cause you have to watch it all in shitty quality you fuck
It's all grainy and all blurry
It's always like this
Unless you know site or have money, you bitch
Watch a crazy hentai watch a dude get with a kid
Cat girls will soon be your fetish or girls who have giant dicks
Read a Doujin, get to shota
Something surely has awoken
Then start to become the characters you have been using for fapping, oh and
Here is a fanfic of your favorites watch out for the ads
You'll start to hate your own fandom you should cosplay just a tad
Which 1-A student are you take this quirky quiz
Don't forget that most of the girls we sexualize are kids
Could I interest you in anime all of the time
A little bit of anime all of the time
Apathy’s is a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Everything that is anime all of the time
Could I interest you in anime all of the time
A little bit of anime all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Everything that is anime all of the time
You know
It wasn't always like
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right after the virus fell
We hit major highs
They were freaks in school
Nerdy fools
Weebs were never cool
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you
You
Insatiable you
Now you watch it thinking it's all that
You thought it wasn't cool
Now you do all the things that the webs all still do
Now look at you (oh, hah)
Look at you
You, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is ours
Your feelings too
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan to put Japan in your hand
(Maniac laughter)
Could I interest you in anime all of the time
A bit of anime all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Everything that's anime all of the time
Could I interest you in anime all of the time
A little bit of anime all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Everything that is anime
Everything that is anime
Everything that is anime all of the time
