Tom: Dm Riff for intro - repeat and let all string ring E|----0------| B|--6---6----| G|--------7--| D|-----------| A|-----------| E|-----------| Dm = x57765 Em = x79987 Gm = x-10-12-12-11-10 [Verse 1] Dm Em Gm So I said to this big swarthy looking guy "Man, I never tried to steal your woman...Because of your bigness Dm Em Gm It would never have entered my mind, Look, so there's no hard feelings, How bout if I buy you a malt Dm Em Gm liquor, or some lottery tickets or something. Say what? Nah Dm Em F No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck... [Chorus] A E A E A E A Yo! Yo! Yo! Once again A E A E A E A Yo! Yo! Yo! Once again [Verse 2] Dm Em Gm "No, I didn't call you assface you must have misunderstood me First of all, Dm Em Gm Fail! ...ha ha ha No way, dude!" So now this guy's ready to Dm Em Gm really kick my ass, right? Like I'm outta there. I find this guy's car Dm Em F I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl, God you shoulda seen it [Chorus] A E A E A E A Yo! Yo! Yo! Once again A E A E A E A Yo! Yo! Yo! Once again D A D A D B E [Break] A G E A G E OOooooooooooohhhhhhh [Outro] A G E Waah ho wah ho ho ho ho A G E Waah ho wah ho ho ho ho A G E Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho A G E Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho A G E Waah ho wah ho ho ho ho A G E Waah ho wah ho ho ho ho A G E Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho A G E Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho A G E Waah ho wah ho ho ho ho D C# E A Ho ho-oh ho ho