Oh lala Tryna make a splash in your boudoir, my Body is a game like frogger when you hop up on the log And you've been stuck up on the hard part Just tryna gat a taste of what's beneath those pants You can't blame me, babe It's a delicacy in France Uh, tongue game Froppy Shawty's top go awful sloppy If you thought this song would be romantic Then I'm awful sorry So, is it wrong to fantasize About hopping with this froggy in my daydreams? For legal reasons, guys, in this hypothetical, the character is 18 (She's a consenting adult) Girl, the way you use your tongue Got me thinking maybe, baby I'm cool with dating frogs What I feel for you is a gift from above Amphibian love, amphibian love Tsu, you got me flying like a dove Secreting mucous, with you 'cause I'm totally in love What I feel for you is a gift from above Amphibian love, amphibian love Heads feeling underwater, but you give me air, amphibious Say I don't have little crush, but I am fibbing, us Is a plural that like to use to describe the two lives that are me and you Think what parents might say, it's a tad polarizing Don't change the fact, get this lads pole a rising Get tropical Johnny's that workin the warm weather Want it modified, I'll rib-it for your pleasure Grab you by the hip and hop off the bed Thigh's looking so good, I could chop off your legs But I promise I won't 'cause I've got other dinner plans Treat my face, your lily pads might be over the pond Nothing has broken our bond And if you go before I say I love you, I might croak Girl, the way you're climbing up the walls got me climbing up the walls till I'm wiping all the slime up off the floors My love for you is even wider than your jaws If your pond has a phone, then can I give you a call? I'm not one of those slimy guys No offense meant, that might be the kind you like Some people may disapprove But if I do, do not shoot my shot, then I'll be missing you I never want to see you in a french kitchen The one time we tried french kissing, I went missing I got jelly the time we went fishing Never expected it to be critters you were licking And when the bow in your hair's slung right back How could I resist a tongue like that You're a frog, I'm a bull, so let's lock horns And never stop till the world's full of frogspawn Girl, the way you use your tongue Got me thinking maybe, baby I'm cool with dating frogs What I feel for you is a gift from above Amphibian love, amphibian love Tsu, you got me flying like a dove Secreting mucous, with you 'cause I'm totally in love What I feel for you is a gift from above Amphibian love, amphibian love