Let me tell you stories about me little daffodil She's round in the counter boy you could say she's rather built Her midriff's as solid as the likes you've ever seen But my bunny's booty is better than anything Chorus: She's my booty bunny, my booty bunny, boys My booty bunny tips the scale and eleven, on one to ten My booty bunny, she's my booty bunny, boy We just got finished now she wants to start again My booty bunny, she's my booty bunny, boy My booty bunny is better than anything When I get home at night, I never like to fight Prefer my evenings filled with pleasure and delight She likes it when I play on the spot that's marked with "G" And she trembles and shakes and shutters and moans And rips through the sheets with a shattering tone Gasping for air, her body goes limp, she looks up to me mischievous grin Ooo wee! Repeat Chorus: I like to take her out and show what she's about With a trophy at my shoulder hell it carries lots of clout To people in the neighborhood, lads and lass alike But when we get home, she rips off her clothes and perfect in time she rips off mine She heads for the bedroom and bids me come in, I follow her close, mischievous grin Ooo wee! Repeat Chorus: In the pub the other day, I nearly went astray Another bunny walked in front of me and slowly walked away She motioned for me to come and nearly follow her I did But when my bunny walked in with her long blonde hair Everyone in the bar turned to stop and stare She walked up to me with a passionate kiss Everyone in the bar gave a gasp (gasp) Ooo wee! Repeat Chorus: Now you've heard my story boy I know you listened well Judging from the drool that fell on your lapel My booty bunny's beauty is a sight to be seen But my bunny's booty is better than anything Repeat Chorus: