When Anne Bonny was a school girl, we never liked that lass We'd poke and prod and tease her and she swore she'd get us back I'd make fun of her mother, and set fire to her pigtails Now she's Captain of the ship and I'm in Pirate hell hey Chorus: Pirate hell aint pretty no pirate hell aint fun Give me pirate purgatory and I'll sail into the sun A pirates life for me I said, but I thought I'd be rich by now I'm stuck here washing dishes, yea I'm in pirate hell (doe, doe, da doe doe…..) Some pirates are buried in riches, some pirates wine and dine Some pirates have a few lady friends to bed them all the time Some pirates only have one leg (yea but what stories they could tell) (I've never even seen a fight) oh I'm in pirate hell HEY (Chorus) (doe, doe, da doe doe…..) I've swam through shark infested waters, I've met a whale eye to eye I've seen many sea creatures but still I've survived When the captain wonders if it's safe for a swim (oh no) The crew they grab me and they throw me overboard again hey (Chorus) (doe, doe, da doe doe…..) Well the boatswain's good at what he does and the Captain's tough as nail The cook he cooks a decent and the crew they man the sails The gunner he's a damn fine shot, as far as I can tell (me I'm pretty good with a mop), (You're in pirate hell) hey (Chorus) I'm stuck here scrubbing up the deck (Yea I'm in pirate hell) I'm stuck here counting fish bones (Yea I'm in pirate hell) I'm stuck here cleaning the Captain's head (smell bad) Yea I'm in pirate hell