If I were a poet, I would write a sonnet. It would say "I love you." Your name would be upon it. If I were a farmer, I'd give you a bunny. If I had a beehive, You would get free honey. Fa la la (many times) If I were a baker, You could have a cruller If I were a painter, Choose your favorite color. If I had some diamonds, I'd give you a few, Anything to show you How much I love you. Fa la la... Did you guess my secret? I am not a poet. Couldn't write a sonnet, And I think you know it. I am not a farmer, Can't give you a bunny. I don't have a beehive, Sorry 'bout the honey. Fa la la... I am not a baker, Don't know bread from batter. And I am not a painter, And it doesn't matter. I don't need a present, All I have to do Is look at you to show you How much I love you. Fa la la...