Dutch boy has the palest skin with teeth so clean and white The cavities decay within every night (every night) But dutch boy has a dentist so it all turns out all right And mommy counts the pennies out everynight (everynight) But dutch boy, oh dutch boy, are you afraid of the dark? Duth boy goes to public school while daddy is away And mommy buys the groceries every day (every day) And dutch boy fumbles with the girls who let him make them say A breathy yes to naughty things every day (every day). But dutch boy, oh dutch boy, are you afraid of the dark? Dutch boy, just give me one of your perfect smiles And I'll leave you alone Dutch boy, just give me one of your smiles One of your perfect smiles. Dutch boy is perfection in a freckled sort of way And all the world awaits for him, every day. Dutch boy wants to educate the millions all to sing In his fragile ideals that will fix everything (everything) For dutch boy all the grass is green and all the church bells ring But dutch boy, oh dutch boy, are you afraid of the dark?