Tom: F# F#maj7 G#m7 Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo C#7 A#m7 Am7 D#7 Doo-doo, doo, doo, doo-doo Bmaj7 G#m7 C#m7 Doo, doo, doo, doo-doo [Verse 1] F#maj7 G#m7 I won't let you get a motorcycle A#m7 A7 Move to Arizona, change your album title G#m7 It was right the first time C#7 C# We were right the second time F# F#maj7 G#m7 I know I've got to leave at four A.M A#m7 A7 'Cause you've got to sleep to be a stronger man G#m7 C#7 By the time you hit twenty-five F#maj7 D#m7 D#7 It's getting harder to avert my eyes, my eyes, my eyes [Chorus] G#m7 C#7 How come I don't have the code to your front door C# F#maj7 D#7 By now, by now, by now G#m7 C#7 How come you shush me when I moan too loud F# D#7 Too loud, too loud, too loud G#m7 C#7 C# Sometimes I think it would've been me [Verse 2] F# G#m7 I'm there to meet your old high school fling A#m7 A7 She's got brown eyes and brown hair and she's got that Brown degree G#m7 And I'm just that bleach bitch C#7 C# She's that tan on the beach bitch F# G#m7 I know your taste buds are so fucking ordinary A#m A7 But you got to get used to this diferrent tasting cherry G#m7 C#7 'Cause I got you with wide eyes, uh-uh F#maj7 D#7 And I'll make sure that I catch the light, the light, the light [Chorus] G#m7 C#7 How come I don't have the code to your front door F# D#7 By now, by now, by now G#m7 C#7 How come you shush me when I moan too loud F# D#7 Too loud, too loud, too loud G#m7 C#7 C# Sometimes I think it would've been me [Post Chorus] G#m7 Mismathced socks, white shirt, smooth sailing C#7 Country club nights, nightclubs, contrailing F# D#7 If I had a pussy it'd be mine you're railing G#m7 Always on the rant 'bout your mom or the Hamptons C#7 Got that kinda hair I can sink my hands in F# D#7 Don't care 'bout your mother or the goddamn Hamptons G#m7 C# Sometimes I think it would've been me