The curtain's rising, the crowd is waiting The curtain's rising, these lights are fading out This is just a typical romantic fantasy complete with cardboard trees To finish off the look of this scenery and they almost had me convinced that I should watch it to the end Can I please cut these strings I'm sick of dancing for the queen I just want to leave with my dignity So I'll take my curtain call and exit stage left Cover you up with clever dialogue and try their best to disguise all of you flaws But they still got your makeup all wrong cause darling you just look so overdone Keep your eye on the actress as she tries to roll the passion keep your eye on the girl