Tom: A A [Verse 1] A Fat cats holding nothing back A I’m on the fast track to a heart attack D Losing my fucking mind A Trying to keep up with the times A Broke as hell, they won’t let me forget A I’m facing 20 more years of student debt D Thank god I got that degree A Ain’t doing dick for me [Chorus 1] E All I wanted was a bed of roses D My sorry ass got thorns N.C. A Keeping up with the Joneses [Verse 2] A You got problems with your second house A Well I got problems with my bank account D You’re trying to renovate A I need a sixth roommate [Chorus 2] E I ain’t bitching and moaning D I’m just falling behind N.C. A Keeping up with the Joneses [Verse 3] A I made my cellphone and car payment A Then I went and spent all my food budget D On a new tattoo A But dammit, it looks cool [Chorus 3] E E My grandma’s friends are staring down their noses D But we all have our own way A Of keeping up with the Joneses E Ain’t that the way life goes, yeah D ‘Til the day we die A We’re keeping up with the Joneses