Tom: Em C D La dee dee, one two three, F G C G Eric the half a bee. C D A B C D E F G, F D7 G Eric the half a bee. Am D Is this wretched demi-bee, F D G Half-asleep upon my knee, C D Some freak from a menagerie? F G C G No! It's Eric the half a bee! C D Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, F G C G Eric the half a bee. C D Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, F D7 G Eric the half a bee. Am D I love this hive, employee-ee, F D G Bisected accidentally, C D One summer afternoon by me, F G C Am I love him carnally. F G C Am He loves him carnally, F G C Semi-carnally. (spoken) The End. Cyril Connolly? No, semi-carnally. Oh. [sung quietly] Cyril Connolly.