Brian, the babe they called brian, He grew, he grew, and grew, Grew up to be, grew up to be, A boy called brian. a boy called brian, He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet, The boy, whose name was brian. And he grew, he grew, grew, and grew, Grew up to be, yes, he grew up to be, Yes, his name was brian, a teenager called brian. And his face became spotty, yes, his face became spotty, And his voice dropped down low, And things started to grow, on young brian and so, He was certainly no, no girl named brian, Not a girl named brian. And he started to shave, and have one of the wrist, And want to see girls, and go out and get pissed, A man called brian, this man called brian, The man they called brian, this man called Briaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Brian, o bebê chamado Brian, Ele cresceu, cresceu e cresceu Cresceu e se tornou, cresceu e se tornou Um menino chamado Brian, um menino chamado Brian Ele tinha braços, pernas, e mãos e pés Esse menino que se chamava Brian Ele cresceu, cresceu e cresceu Cresceu e se tornou, cresceu e se tornou Um adolescente chamado Brian, um adolescente chamado Brian E seu rosto se encheu de espinhas, sim, seu rosto se encheu de espinhas E sua voz engrossou E as coisas começaram a crescer no jovem Brian, e então Certamente ele não era uma garota chamada Brian Uma garota chamada Brian E ele começou a se barbear e a usas os cincos dedos E queria conhecer garotas, e sair para encher a cara Um homem chamado Brian, esse homem que chamava de Brian O homem que chamavam de Brian, esse homem chamado Briaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...