Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off
And his penis split and his
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away, away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave Sir Robin
Petrified of being dead
Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin
Turned away and fled
Bravely good Sir Robin was not at all afraid
To have his eyeballs skewered
And his kidneys burnt and his nipples skewered off
Bravo e valente Sir Robin, veio lá de Camelot
Ele não tem medo de morrer, Oh Bravo Sir Robin
Ele não tem medo nenhum de ser morto de formas horríveis
Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo Sir Robin
Ele não está nem um pouco assustado de ser esmagado como purê
Ou de ter seus olhos arrancados e seus cotovelos quebrados
Ter seus joelhos partidos e seu corpo queimado
E seus membros todos dilacerados e mutilados, bravo Sir Robin
Sua cabeça esmagada, seu coração cortado para fora
Seu fígado removido e suas tripas separadas
E suas narinas violadas, e seu traseiro queimado
E seu pênis partido e seu
Bravo Sir Robin fugiu
Corajosamente fugiu, fugiu
Quando o perigo mostrou sua cara feia
Ele bravamente deu no pé e escapou
Sim, Bravo Sir Robin deu meia-volta
E galantemente amarelou
Bravamente dando no pé
Ele almejou uma retirada muito corajosa
O mais bravo dos bravos Sir Robin
Petrificado por ser morto
Borrou as calças então Sir Robin
Se virou e fugiu
Bravo e bom Sir Robin nada assustado
De ter seus olhos no espeto
E seus rins queimados e seus mamilos espetados
