Tom: Am
Intro:
G C Am Dm x2
G C
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Am Dm
Don't wanna count my fucking calories
G C E F
Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dickheads will like me
G C
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
Am Dm
Than anyone on the football team
G C E F G C Am Dm x2
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh)
G C
Don't wanna be another Ashley
Am Dm
Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie
G C E F
I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy
G C
I'd rather make out with my TV screen
Am Dm
Than anyone on the football team
G C E F N.C.
I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies
[Chorus]
G C
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
Am Dm
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
G C
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
Am Dm G C Am Dm x4
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
[Bridge]
G C
I'm not too cool for school
Am Dm
I'm not too cool to drool
G C
I'm 'bout to school you fools
Am Dm
Took a dip in my school's pool, a dip in my school's pool
G C
I'm not gonna follow the rules
Am Dm
I'm not gonna eat your fucking gruel, no
G C
I'm 'bout to school this school
Am Dm
Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school
[Chorus]
G C
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
Am Dm
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
G C
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
Am Dm
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl
G C
'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl
Am Dm
I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl
G C
I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl
Am Dm
I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky! fucking! girl!
