Tom: Am Intro: G C Am Dm x2 G C Don't wanna be another Ashley Am Dm Don't wanna count my fucking calories G C E F Don't wanna worry 'bout my body so dickheads will like me G C I'd rather make out with my TV screen Am Dm Than anyone on the football team G C E F G C Am Dm x2 I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies (Ooh, ooh, ooh ooh) G C Don't wanna be another Ashley Am Dm Don't wanna shop at Abercrombie G C E F I'd rather steal from JC Penny's 'cause it's really easy G C I'd rather make out with my TV screen Am Dm Than anyone on the football team G C E F N.C. I'd rather touch myself to Vincent Price movies [Chorus] G C 'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl Am Dm I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl G C I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl Am Dm G C Am Dm x4 I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl [Bridge] G C I'm not too cool for school Am Dm I'm not too cool to drool G C I'm 'bout to school you fools Am Dm Took a dip in my school's pool, a dip in my school's pool G C I'm not gonna follow the rules Am Dm I'm not gonna eat your fucking gruel, no G C I'm 'bout to school this school Am Dm Took a dip in my school's pool, dip in my school [Chorus] G C 'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl Am Dm I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl G C I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl Am Dm I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky fucking girl G C 'Cause I wanna be a weird girl, weird girl, weird girl Am Dm I wanna be a weird, weird, weird, weird girl G C I wanna be a freak girl, freak girl, freak girl Am Dm I wanna freak you out 'cause I'm a freaky! fucking! girl!