Two days before the road we're running to the store We're loading up on trojans that we're taking on the tour We've seen your kind before, you say you're something new You saw the show, you want to party with the band and crew We meet a bunch of girls and think they're really cool We pack the gear and meet them back at the hotel room Don't expect our love, unless you've got a glove You'll get infected and rejected, it'll grow on you No glove, no love Young, dumb and full of cum No glove, no love We're only in it for the fun We start to swap spit, she tells me I'm the king I say come on let's do it, she says we're gonna swing She starts to rip her clothes off and dance around the room I hope this thing is safe, or else I'm doomed You know, for me it's been just a crazy night The way this girl is acting, I hope the mood is right I grab another trojan, just to play it safe Now I got double proof just in case it breaks